HELLO. My name is Kate. Nice to meet you.
What do you do at Camaloon?
I'm the new English copywriter. I also make very decent White Russians.
So on your first day at Camaloon, what happened?
On my first day at Camaloon ... I was shown a small yellow plastic bird and told not to touch it. I was also shown some highly dubious badges made by colleagues, which I loved.
Tell us a story about you. We are very nosy! ;)
I'm a bespoke shoemaker in training, yes sir.